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Featured in YARomance's 'Love-Hate' reading list as of 01/24/2022
Featured in TeenFiction's 'Funny Bones' reading list as of 09/23/2021
Featured in WattpadExplorer's 'Editor Choice' reading list on 05/05/2021
Featured in General Fiction's 'Finding Love' reading list as of 02/14/2021
2nd Place in Psychological Novel Reads Contest 2020 as of 09/29/2020
Featured in the Summer Reading Challenge #WP2020 as of 07/13/2020
Featured in YA's 'Animal House' reading list as of 06/27/2020
Dani doesn't take garbage from anyone. Especially not from the jerk next door.
Seventeen-year-old Dani Parker can't be more excited to graduate and get out of the hellhole poor excuse of a town she lives in. With enough family drama to land her a role on a reality TV series, Dani is more than ready to leave everything behind. Her plans to lay low and enjoy the rest of her senior year take a turn when she gets new neighbours.
Meet James Hastings. Ridiculously intelligent, brooding, moody, and harbouring his own baggage, the last person he expects to befriend is the obnoxious girl next door. After being forced to spend more time together, Dani tries to make the most of the situation while James wants nothing to do with her. James pushes Dani to her limits while Dani forces James to see the more positive side of situations.
Through navigating their own personal troubles and turmoils, the two realize there's a thin line between love and hate.
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